Recession Hits Sugar Daddies, Gold-Diggers Hardest
I still can't figure out if this article is satirical or genuine -- and by "genuine" I mean genuinely and completely out-of-touch.
This line sums it up: "In the end, he said, a loving relationship should be able to thrive without the rib-eye steak and Moet."
Wow. I guess love really can conquer all.