Monday: Wii Bowling Night at EatBar

A friend forwarded me this email announcing a Nintendo Wii Bowling Night at Tallula's EatBar:

C'MON, LET'S GO BOWLING!
JOIN US FOR LEAGUE NIGHT AT EATBAR EVERY MONDAY BEGINNING AT 6 O'CLOCK

The nutty Wii phenomenon has finally hit EatBar! Join us each and every Monday night in the ultra-hip back lounge and bowl on our deluxe new Wii console. No special shoes required, no bowling balls allowed.

Teams of four will play against each other and the winning team with the highest cumulative score will be rewarded with a complimentary round of beers (as well as full bragging rights until the following week). Bring your friends or pair up with others - there are no league fees and no charge to play.

The games will begin promptly at 6 PM, though we encourage you to sign up as early as 5 PM since team play will be granted on a first-come, first-serve basis. League Specials: $3 Miller Genuine Draft Bottles + $4 Lebowski White Russians.

While The Green Miles loves his Wii, I doubt I'll be going to the Wii Bowling Night. It's in EatBar's smoking lounge. Why can't EatBar just go totally smoke-free?